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@a_lizard maybe a bit of both? My kinks get pretty weird, even for me some days.

TBH, I think we should just start referring to blockchain fees and gas as "tax", because I can think of no better way to induce cognitive dissonance in crypto bros.

@lewdthewides I've grown fond of it, especially watching people in public try to figure out if they actually heard that right. To up the ante, I describe it as an Asian necktie fetish porn site.

@lewdthewides @RatPoster this made my cis grow wings and fly off, like a glorious cock in the wind. With sparkles.

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